"How To Succeed In Politics"

Of the ten observations by Gerry Nicholls, this one is my favourite:

"The Tweedle-dee-Tweedle-dum Syndrome
Always make sure your principles are diluted to the point where they will offend no one and will appeal to the greatest mass of voters possible. This may upset some of your more ideologically-inclined supporters, but they can usually be soothed with vague, rhetorical assurances. You will know you are succeeding if your policies essentially mirror the policies of your opponent."

Now, who is this bringing to mind...